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HackJob: Cybersecurity in 60 Seconds

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Top Stories from The Hacker News


1. Horns&Hooves Malware Campaign

  • Because what’s more convincing than a “business email” with a random ZIP file attached? Over 1,000 victims in Russia fell for this classic phishing scam since March 2023.

  • The payload includes NetSupport RAT and BurnsRAT, because every good scam needs a rodent theme.

HackJob Take: If your inbox screams “Important Business,” but it smells like spam, maybe don’t open it?


2. SmokeLoader Malware Hits Taiwan

  • SmokeLoader is back and more insidious than ever, targeting Taiwan’s healthcare, IT, and manufacturing sectors.

  • It’s modular, it’s sneaky, and it wants your data (or your crypto). Truly, malware overachievers at work here.

HackJob Take: Who needs innovation in tech when malware authors are doing all the heavy lifting?


Highlights from CISA Advisories


1. #StopRansomware: Black Basta

  • Black Basta ransomware: because naming your malware after random words makes it scarier.

  • CISA drops IOCs like breadcrumbs for the rest of us to follow, in hopes we don’t trip over our own lack of preparedness.

HackJob Take: If you’re not patching your systems, Black Basta isn’t just knocking—it’s moving in.


2. Top Exploited Vulnerabilities of 2023

  • Same vulnerabilities, different year. Hackers are apparently big fans of nostalgia, as they exploit the same issues year after year.

  • CISA kindly points out what everyone should’ve fixed already.

HackJob Take: If your systems still have unpatched 2023 exploits, congratulations—you’re living in the past.


3. Iranian Credential Access Activities

  • Iranian cyber actors are brute-forcing their way into critical infrastructure. Subtle, right?

  • Targets include healthcare, government, and energy sectors. You know, just the small stuff.

HackJob Take: “Password123” still isn’t cutting it, folks.


4. Russian GRU Cyber Espionage

  • Russian GRU-affiliated hackers continue their global “world tour” of espionage and sabotage.

  • Since 2020, they’ve been making life harder for critical infrastructure and easier for their bosses back home.

HackJob Take: When you need to feel better about your day, just remember: at least you’re not CISA tracking this circus.


Takeaway Tips

  • Stop using the same passwords as your Netflix account.

  • Patch your vulnerabilities—your IT team will thank you, and so will your sanity.

  • If you see a sketchy email promising free crypto or threatening your "important files," delete it faster than you can say, "Not today, Satan."

Stay sharp and secure!


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